Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
His nipple licking is glorious
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