I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
This baby is an asshole
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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