Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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