doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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