who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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