And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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