So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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