talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
