just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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