You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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