i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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