Having a random hookup so left but love u
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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