Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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