was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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