took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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