tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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