Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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