just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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