"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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