He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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