There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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