You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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