Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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