Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
