YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
