i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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