This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If I die, sorry about rent.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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