So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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