Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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