It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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