i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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