hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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