BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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