in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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