I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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