What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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