love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
