Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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