Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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