yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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