Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
