Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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