Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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