I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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