who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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