Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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