Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
you didnt know i had herpes?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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