He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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