i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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