Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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