She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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