check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I think my moral compass just broke
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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