she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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