I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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